Reet. Noo aahv been on the internet for ages, me, and it's aall canny good and that but thez summik missun. Summick wrang!
Yuz can gaan tu this Google and type summick in, like a word or summik, press a button and aal these screeds o' more words'll aal come on on the computa telly. And yu knaa what, thus are aal in geet posh Inglush like what thu speak on the BBC and in that London doon sooth.
Well, that's aal well and canny, but wuz just daint taalk like that, man! Not in Sheels anyway. Although thu might in 'Cleeding Veelaj', ah wudn't knaa tho. Aahv aanly been there wunce and ah got hoyed oot o' the Brit for sittun in somebuggers chair. Ah thort thu aanly did that in the Sima club...
Anyway, this is a Sheels blog where wuz can taalk in Sheels words and not bother with aal this posh palaver.
Come back shortly and read me forst proppa thingy. See yz aal in a minit.
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